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20

Apr

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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theoldcapn:

so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up

and it is:

‘Why?’

and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!

so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’

ding password reset 

second-breakfast-with-lucifer:

consultingsuperhero:

castielthelittleblackwingedangel:

darukachai:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

0hmycas:

Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty

exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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we need to have a talk

holy shit

Exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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 more like

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vs

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(pictures via mishasboobs and deanpicspams)

Dean is literally Gods example of this fucking theory. Jesus Christ. Dat purgatory look.

(Source: lauriedumas)

mrsachmo:

Game of Thrones art by the brilliant artist Ted Nasmith. The captions above are from his website on each picture page.

I just realized that in Philosopher’s Stone, Quirrell doesn’t call Voldemort “Dark Lord” like other Death Eaters

voldemortoutbitches:

He straight up refers to him as Lord Voldemort.

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YOU CAN CALL ME VOLDEMORT. WE’RE THERE. WE’VE REACHED THAT POINT.

QUIRRELMORT: IT’S CANON

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone)

nervous-princess:


'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

I think about this quote pretty often

nervous-princess:

'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

I think about this quote pretty often

(Source: intotheechelon)

captainsart:

For the ones who asked for arm tutorials :)

The Importance of Mary Sue

geekmehard:

unwinona:

When I was in Ninth Grade, I won a thing.

That thing, in particular, was a thirty dollar Barnes & Noble gift certificate. I was still too young for a part-time job, so I didn’t have this kind of spending cash on me, ever. I felt like a god.

Drunk with power,…

ronaldtherapist:

this is getting out of hand

(Source: feistyfrank)

jaclcfrost:

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

robots-and-electric-sheep:

officialkarlurban:

luminousrabbitofcaerbannog:

misswallflower:

Private Bainbridge

Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.

Also known as dAMN SON

Still rockin them Gryffindor colors ain’t ya baby?

10000 points for Gryffindor!!

(Source: pastelgothlevi)

musketeertexts:

(205): i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.

musketeertexts:

(205): i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.

rogeradcliffe:

change of art style in Dreamworks movies
(inspired by Kenya’s Disney version)

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset