Got Some Qualms |
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Skulls on the Fireplace
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Imagine it. You’re getting ready to go to sleep after a long day. You close your eyes, but in the corner, in a tiny white font
You cannot rest when enemies are nearby
(Source: bosmeropia, via impliedcyanide)
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
(via impliedcyanide)
I really want this .. No like seriously
Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.
well heres the link… theyre only 18$ so go crazy
(via madamepapercut)
“A soldier on my own, I don’t know the way
I’m riding up the heights…of shame
I’m waiting for the call, the hand on the chest
I’m ready for the fight, and fate”
(via aetheriius)
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
(Source: jeremyfuckyourenner, via semi-illiterate-merman)
(via aetheriius)
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
(via hug-sensei)
IRISH DANCING TO DUBSTEP.
FUCK.
YES.
woah
waoh
hold the fuck up
this is cool as shit
WHAT.
MAGGIE AND OTHER CELTICISTS
Uil, ‘s fuath leam dubstep, ach … ‘s toigh leam seo gu mòr.
(via lazysighs)
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck?I cannot explain how hard I just laughed.
remember when I sang this?
(via madamepapercut)
Wow.
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
this is totally real..just learned some body language stuff for theatre class and this was included
(Source: ssscuttlebuttt, via lazysighs)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
but
(Source: lon-gnome)
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
(via noplaceforagirlonfire)
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
Chuck 5:02
(Source: high-functioning-ginger, via procerperficio)
Earlier this year I decided to start keeping an in-character Skyrim journal and tried teaching myself calligraphy. Here’s a practice page and an illustration.
It’s a project I’d like to pick up again soon, with ESO on the way. If I fill more pages, I’ll post them here.
This is amazing and gorgeous. OP you are perfect.
omg perfection…
Mary Oliver, “Starlings in Winter”
All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into...
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
- Count Fabula
- Eyebrows
- Hot men
- Lesbians
- Guy who named his shoes
- Lady...
Mesdames, monsieurs, pirate captains, consulting detectives, hunters and timelords, I shall be absent this week.
I SHALL BE IN THE REALM OF...
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING...
How to Train Your Dragon - Live Projections
*LOUD SCREECHING NOISES*
wwwwwwwOOOOOWWWWWWWOWOWOWOW
I’m going to cfry this is...